Then move away from Austin?

As someone who plays Snake (OP in my opinion), the other characters I use in other fighting games are often considered ‘garbage tier’, for example my DBFZ point is Frieza (Im trash at that game anyways and my main on MVC:I is Hawkeye (That game is just trash anyways). In short, tiers are always bullshit to the casual…

You want a numb, comfy ride or do you want a reactive, stiffer ride?! Pick one, dammit!!

Giving me a weird feeling in my pants brings a new meaning to NSFW. Goddamn Car Pornography.

Carrying momentum doesn’t need to be achieved by giving full beans.

Came here to just say, ‘Whoaaaa’.

Tom, did you ever work in the car business at all? Your insight is something I often would like to share with my clients that come into my dealership as your knowledge is pretty spot-on to the truth of the dealership industry. 

Great write up! Did you tell Luis that you hate Miatas?

I think the new A7 looks awesome in the flesh; it’s not a very photogenic car, just like all Audis. 

I vow to start an Austin page for those drivers in the Altimas/Maximas who drive like ass here; You fucking nailed it. 

*whispers under breath* Here you go, young man!

Where can I download this track for Assetto Corsa?

I am a simple man; I see SN95 Mach1/Terminator/Cobra/R and I click!

How high were you when you conducted that? How long have you been waiting to say that?

Marble Falls is worth that added time behind the wheel. I once went there just to cruise around and holy shit did I find some great driving roads. 

Yah know, I actually thought the gear ratios were awful because they were geared for the Autobahn or something like that. So much for lying to myself. 

LOL! The truth is out there!

It’s AWFUL!!!!! AAHHH!!!

Well, it’s OK for you to be skeptical and OK for me to be employed by Audi. That’s all!

Not when I get everything at cost ;)