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YAAASSS! Please come buy one of these beauties from me! Especially the Red one; it’s super cherry (huehue, get it?) and the previous owner regretted selling it to us, but he had to because military-relocation.

Quick Mafs.

RTJ Goes mega-hard. They add +10WHP when jammed. 

Passenger... absolutely. I usually start off my week with this song. Maynard and Chino are insane together. 

Holy Shit that looks great! I guess its a proportion thing?

I always say Audis are NOT photogenic. Not in the lease bit. Not even the R8. That being said, once I see them in person, they are drop-dead gorgeous. Proportions are everything in the flesh.

If they follow the book, The Fall of Reach, and go through John’s life through the Spartan Program... I will probably shit my pants in excitement. I doubt that’ll happen, but I really want to see teenage 117 beat the shit out of those ODST Marines after his augmentation. 

I beg to differ.

You mean I get to live out my childhood dream with the King Predator now?!

Dubbayah-Too-Oohh-Waann FTW!

Right in the feels. Right in the got-damn feels.

I will come out and say CP. Here’s why:

I’ll take one please; 2.0! Oh, wait, I’m an american that doesn’t appreciate Hot Hatches or Wagons/Avants.... -_____-

... Totally, bro. Stellar observation.

My little brother went to E3, played the RE2 demo after the scary booth setup and explained it like this:

I miss blowing up whole cities/villages in Morrowind.

Jalopnik Staff:

That concept must’ve been ripped off by Mazda because their hatch looks very similar!