I simply ask myself, ‘Do I feel like going to jail today?’

Great optical illusion... much like the illusion that has been the 2016 season for the Greenbay Packers.

If Asgard had an NFL team.

Neutral: Are You Planning To Buy A Car This Month?

Out of all the goddamned space a cars... WHY THE V10 PLUS?!?

Audi salesman here. I just did an employee-lease deal which was a STEAL (seriously kind of feel bad for my GM). My insurance is about a 80$ difference at $250/mo than my car payment. The car doesn’t even have advanced tech like forward collision warning!

I think you people at Jalopnik are getting paid by Faraday for a publicity stunt. Totally set-up plot. Where have I seen this before?

It’s like a stronger Ale or Indian Pale ale when it comes to acquired taste. Then again, I am a weirdo and like weird shit. Weird brews especially between Kombucha and Beer.

Sincere because he looked like he wanted to cry, choke and die. We’ve all been there.

Everyone modded one i’ve heard in person sounds no where near as good as a modded LS-whatever in person. Not saying I wouldnt take an e46 M3! LOVE those cars!

WTF is a PewDiePie?

S54 doesnt really sound all that good... Too raspy when modded.

ANOTHER ONE... Goddamn assholes taking all my S13's away and trashing them! Hahaha

Eternal Darkness?

I haven’t seen one of those for the mid-teens since I was a teen back in 2004...

5th Gear: Infiniti On Track For Record Year

.... Metal... duh.

Apparently the visual design crew vapes now...

The song is destroying me.