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gnarstig

Kit* Fuck.

That’s a wonderful body kid for the Accord!

You are my ideal potential client. Either we can or can’t get you there when you tell me where you want to be. Saves me time and saves you time as well.

I figured you had shit to do. I was the dude in the bridge tunnel that poked at your Lump when you got stuck behind the cattle herd. It was an honor!

I also forgot to mention that I got to touch a Puffalump as Stef walked by me in a frantic pace. That was fun as well!

LSLM was friggin awesome as well! It helps that I work here at the Audi dealership and we had a nice suite! Either way, I have a blast at the track whenever I go! Even Moto GP was dope!

Feel free to crash at my house next year if you do! I have some room and only 10 minutes away from the track.

I laughed at everyone who had ear plugs in at the Sunday race. The Lone Star Le Mans put the F1 cars to shame as far as hearing pleasure goes. P1/P2 cars were SO LOUD in the grandstands.

YES! I want those damn V8's back again though :/

Was stoked to race you guys thinking you’d have something like this in Austin, but oh well!

Old people need to pay me more so I can carry on the sports car habit.

I wish I had some kind of editing skill... If ANYONE could make a Battle Toads 2 edition of this, you would make my month that much better for me, as it has not been the finest October for me.

Audi rhymes with ‘cloudy’. Audi brand experience 101's first lesson. :) You’re right.

Ken Bone is a true American... Let the man live his American life in peace!

Looks like she needs a jack for those....

I Litterally just found out about this guy a day before this article. He is indeed what the people need.

Got to see these boys the one year they came to COTA! I was surprised how quiet they are!

Why are you writing articles about Miatas?

Canada

Hopefully he learned by now considering his recent BMW article was complaining about all of their engines being pieces of shit... and he’ll do a nice American small block swap...