I was a Valet supervisor for a resort in San Antonio a little while ago and boy, did we actually take care of the cars there... unless you were a complete douchebag who asked me, ‘Do you know how to use this thing? Dot you know how to drive it?’. In the back of my mind, I knew I could drive whatever better then they…

You are winning this whole page. Thank you.

Haven’t you already had to replace some things on the N54?

It’s not that they don’t try hard enough, I am sure many companies just don’t want to do it because LONG LIVE I.C.E.!!!!! DELAY THE CARPOCALYPSE!!

So sorry to those who didn’t know she was NOT SAFE for the work-bandwidth!

That lady is quite a bit more then lovely! That’s Christy Mack and her old Subaru BRZ!! So. Much. Want.

ACR just PWNS. End of story.

Thank Portlandia for all the Subaru subliminal messages.

I retract my previous statement!

Elaborate.

“Before I get several angry, slur-laden, and poorly-spelled emails from bimmer bros that need to prove that their 130,000 mile, salvage-title 335xi with the M-tech package is just as reliable as it was when they first decided to finance it for 96 months from their uncle’s buy-here-pay-here-lot, let me give you a…

I know the election doesn’t help car sales, especially here at Audi. July started off really night then went to poo.

Saw 13b swapped-Triumph for $2k. Say no more fam, NP.

Call the Amberlamps! I’m on fire!

I fucking love you guys.

And the new NSX is a Hybrid and the GTR is not technically a Skyline... Welcome to 2016, what is the point you’re attempting to make?

Voted NP due to the E30 in solid shape in the background.

What kind of fuck is this? Is this Gawker?

YOU’RE RIGHT! It’s not a proper noun! SEE! They meant me!

“This is basically what your dumb friends in high school tried to do with their homework, except Takata killed a bunch of people.”