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Is this Matt Farrah’s Million Mile Lex.... Corvette?

I just LOVE seeing all the little Waze people driving around! The road obstruction and Po-Po alerts blow my goddamn mind.

He can cosplay Dare Devil now with some authenticity!

I remember my buddies from Katy, TX that told me about a time Hennessey had a client’s Viper to be built. Apparently, the client lost contact over about a year and half and his Viper had the motor taken out to be placed into another build, while the ole bait and switch provided that client with a less-then good

BECAUSE TEXAS.

I have no problems selling Sedans to women at my dealership being my absolute-self. The key is to not be a condescending asshole like it’s the movie ‘Suckers’.

My Audi dealership took in a beautiful Alpine white 135i with a 6-speed, exactly what I wanted since they first came out when I was in college many years ago and I am able to buy it.... Bullshit thing is, my dealership cannot resale vehicles with open recalls unless fixed. Here I am sitting here with car blue balls. :[

I am so happy that Nissan keeps producing the R35 with different variants considering the chassis is this old now... Why am I happy? Simple: DEPRECIATION FOR OLDER MODELS WILL BE SUBSTANTIAL!

Thank you for educating people before they step inside the dealership... it makes our job much easier. Uninformed buyers still living like this is the age were cars are marked up tens of thousands of dollars are the worst to deal with. Here’s to a good sales weekend!

That kid is NOT ready for Skynet.

I like it a lot. The headlights need to be better for me to love it though!

HAHAHAHAHA! All I can think about is Summer and Rick all buff and going around beating non-PC people.

Why not just start calling the cars something along the lines of ‘BMW Pulverizer X3000TSTDI’? Let me break it down:

Heroin is a helluva drug!

Plebes.

Who doesn’t want a ‘nice’ beater for under 1900?! Could be a nice car to totally not give a fuck in in regards to everything in the car and everything outside of the car. The world is yours, little Maxima.

You sound like a ton of fun.

Do yourself a favor and just go buy one. You’ll never regret it.

Not everyone can afford to work on a broken car every 6 months, young lady!! Please start a 944 vs Miata war on Jalopnik! I wish a mofo would! Then we all would really see why the Miata is the greatest car ever made.