And they've apologised for all that... Go and read the statement on their site. They take full responsibility for the error itself, but Microsoft screwing them over doesn't help anyone.

If you don't get around to playing Republic Commando you're a huge bell-end. Excellent game with some very manly tears moments.

It's not that people enjoy it more because it's cheap, rather, the sales make it cheaper, so what was once maybe 'too expensive' for a game you're not sure about is now reasonable. For example, I picked up Rayman Origins for £9.99 this week in the Steam sale. I'd played the demo on 3DS and wasn't hugely impressed, but…

Your pals at Gizmodo apparently know nothing about technology, the Tegra 3 very easily outguns the new iPad.

But they don't. Battle controls maybe, but movement is just as fucking stupid as it is in every other game on a touchscreen device.

Thank you Monster Hunter

So you actually want to use shitty touch controls to play proper video games?

But the thing about Super Meat Boy is that it makes Difficulty fun. Difficulty by itself is not fun, it's frustrating.

I stopped reading after 'Skyward Sword is the worst.' never have I read something so quintessentially wrong in my whole life.

"touch here for DLC"

tl;dr

>HL3 shirt

Joystiq once again prove that they accept bribes with alarming frequency.

>Squeenix

I have a late 2009 13-inch MBP, and if you're genuinely telling me that games run well on these things, then you're just a straight-up liar. Portal 2 runs at low, with no AA and at a res lower than native. And even then, I just about get 30fps.

Erm, Unreal Engine games have been available for Android since early last year, with the release of Dungeon Defenders: First Wave.

That's funny, because Nespresso is probably the best coffee I've ever tasted.

CyanogenMod 9, which, if it's anything like the ROM for the original Galaxy S, is super stable.

How does Jobs' cold, dead cock taste?

Bioware once again prove themselves to be utter sellouts.