I don’t get why anyone likes the idea of strippers and strip clubs. It’s like, you go there, and then what? There’s all these topless women around and you got a boner you can’t do anything about. I’d just be really fucking angry with my angry boner the whole time I’m there.

HOLY CRAP A VIDEO SHOT IN LANDSCAPE!

Umm. The PT. I don’t care what Tavarish says, these things are terrible.

Liar! He hosts a radio programme.

Every few years Lamborghini donates a few cars to the Italian Police. I read somewhere that they are used as high speed organ transportation.

Infini Balls!

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un looking chunkier than ever?

Am I going to have to be the asshole that makes the 'Air Force Un' joke?!?

Faked is an interesting choice of word, it's not like they put up an in-car lap of the ring time and it was fabricated. They're just beauty shots.

#6 should be "It's a race car. Use your crew to open the cover."

Here are some things I hate about this "review":

Ford GT described by my grandmother over the phone to an 8 year old with photoshop skills, who happens to have a poster of the Viper in his room.

The lateral G load at 200+ in The Curva must be immense.

The government? I stayed up all night making these in Photoshop!

OMGHOMGOMGOM mini makes a car that isn't 2 inches long!!!

Since the american definition of terrorist is any muslim suspected of a crime then obviously, yes.

trial, lol!

Well if that isn't a great endorsement for the Nissan NV200, I don't know what is.

My only criticism of this post is that you forgot to mention a critical statistic: