Gilgamesh died pathetically, after a terrified quest to stave off mortality. Hercules died horribly, and massacred two families among other things. Both Sophokles and Euripides featured him in the center of tragedy thanks to his own choices and psychology. Cu Chulainn, Beowulf, Arthur and Lancelot, the list just…

Then I wish you well! May Legio <name forthcoming> walk for eternity!

The Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead will always, always be funny. I’m ungreying this just so we can laugh at it again.

If it’s a technologically advanced civilization removing half it’s population will probably result in enough catastrophic accidents to remove another 25%. What we saw at the end of the credits was only the first couple of minutes of complete devastation. Half of all planes falling out of the air. Half of first…

Chadwick actually spoke on that very subject in his Breakfast Club Interview... he felt he didn’t look enough like Thurgood Marshall to play that role and was prepared to turn it down, but said that he only took it at the request of the Family to do so. The Family felt the Story was bigger than his complexion and were…

This idea of values the IT in Chief is pedaling is just a distraction for his base. DJT does not care at all for anyone outside of his own ego, but needs it stroked. He was a CEO, he was the host of a messed up reality show, and now he is President. He needs to feel like a winner, regardless, and now he is in a…

Don’t tell the Goddess Media how many phones she needs.

When you kill enemies, do you collect their midichlorians?

When you have kids sometimes the answer is “Because I said so.”

Just because they throw a tantrum doesn’t mean you’re gonna give them more info, because then they learn that throwing a tantrum is an effective means of getting what they want.

Poe was acting like a child. His first tantrum resulted in the loss of all the…

Yeah, I know that when I have a plan where thousands of lives depend on me, with no knowledge of how the enemy is tracking me and a ship where I know people have tried to jump ship to save their own skins, I definitely tell the plan to the guy who can’t follow orders and literally like one day ago got a bunch of…

Adrian Peterson called the NFL “Modern day slavery” in 2011 and still has a job. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/adrian-peterson-nfl-like-modern-day-slavery/

For me the whole thing feels like those horrible Fantastic Four movies.

*sigh*

On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.

I’m wagering the reason why he finally gave in and let a few people in was in the hope that he could dig into any of the recovery funds that will be flowing at some point in the future.

Taking it easy on Houston?
Fuck.
That.