I mean, technically, the laser is affected by gravity. Just not enough to care about. Unless you’re trying to shoot around a black hole or something.

You’re not from around here, I’m guessing... :)

Why do people watch this sport again?

#vanlife refers to the hipster “camping” movement where people pretend to live off the grid in a tricked out $100k Sprinter yet somehow have enough bandwidth to constantly blog about how removed from civilization they are.

Depends on whether or not he survives these next 3-4yrs behind that OL. Damn thing leaks worse than 45's twitter account.

I think it’s “That state you drive through as fast as possible to get from Chicago to Michigan.”

Now this is the SPORTS content I have been coming to Deadspin to read for the past decade. Thank you for sticking to SPORTS, Albert.

I’m kinda hoping this is true and you've held a grudge for twenty years about the way a teenager acted in an AAU game. That would be very entertaining to me.

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

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About half of American parents will want their kids to play football precisely because of the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy football, which globalists would only bother with if football is vital for the for moral character of the nation globalists want so desperately to destroy.

Inflation raised prices.

The nice thing about wishing death on people is that it’s guaranteed to happen eventually, even if the wait is longer than you’d like.

Then I wish you well! May Legio <name forthcoming> walk for eternity!

The Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead will always, always be funny. I’m ungreying this just so we can laugh at it again.