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    If Jesus is really Q, I’m renouncing my atheism right the fuck now.

    The problem is, I’m still a Rams fan. Although, as a survival tactic, we’re mostly emotional zombies now. We don’t dare allow excitement to enter our minds, for we know heartache and grief are sure to follow.

    Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

    This is the kind of thing that makes the left side of your brain turn to the right side of your brain and say, “It’s dark in here, and we may die.”

    Choosing among Detroit relievers is like picking an entree in a gas station buffet.

    "Decimated"? Did he lose a tenth of his body mass?

    Well, SEC fans certainly aren't happy, but then people from the South generally preferred things back in the BCs era.

    Just the other day, my 2-year-old woke up from a nap and said he had to go to the bathroom.

    There is no such thing as using too many wipes. Good luck getting just one out of the plastic tub. I end up pulling out a phone sized stack and don't care; I just go with it. The kid is there with crap all over their ass and starting to squirm, you just have to get as much off of them as quick as possible before they…

    well, should soy sauce be refrigerated?

    Thank god you got the word document, SansParticles just stole his expense report for compiling it.

    Nice! I also have them stealing an excel file. I would love to say its because I think the file lists all the payoffs and who got them but, really, I just brain farted. Love the \ethics\haha folder!

    This comment is sensible and accurate and calm and will therefore be doomed to be grey forevermore. TCU were only screwed by being placed at 3 a couple of weeks back, not by their final ranking.

    The only reason anyone outside of the Big 12 thinks the Big 12 got fucked is because the committee decided to release weekly rankings as opposed to making this a one time shot like the NCAA tourney. OSU, Baylor and TCU had resumes that were basically identical once everything played out and any of the three could be…