20 Miles directly west of Bum Fuck, in fact. If bumfuck is Roger’s City, home of the salmon festival. But you were probably correct in saying northwest of Bum Fuck because Posen, home of the potato festival is certainly Bum Fuck.

A decade ago I worked for Games Workshop. A decade ago I used the employee discount to a massive extent. Two months ago I moved for the third and last time in a decade and sent so many unpainted miniatures to their grave. 

This doesn’t look like a mission briefing before flying my T.I.E Fighter or X-Wing at all. 

But the new contrast paints are supposed to be magic! /sarcasm

Can’t wait to say I’m going to paint these and field a squad of gray plastic. 

As someone who hasn’t been to Houston and only knows of it’s existence from the news I would assume the lack of zoning means an out of control house fire can lead to a refinery exploding. 

Bulllllllshiiiiiiittttttt.

Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. His passengers died screaming. 

I don’t know which kids this show isn’t for because my spawn have watch it through 4 times now. 

That’s great. But if he could find it in his heart to let people buy the “space-time globe” he built for minutephysics to visualize Lorentz Transformations I would throw my money at him.

Just give up. Walk away. It’s better. I promise. Sunday without the Lions is bliss. The rest of the week is shit. Don’t volunteer to make an extra day shit, as well. 

Where the fuck are you finding reasonable parents not living out their frustrated sports dreams through their children?

My six year old won’t eat anything not covered in hot sauce. He loves the red chili/habanero powder I made. I’m so proud. <sniff>

Avengers: Some Assembly Required

I feel you forgot:

I’m going to argue this straight and ignore the attempt at sarcasm. That’s your right. Depending on your situation, your employer, your possible support structure, and your value to your employer, it may or may not go as well as it did for Ms. Lawrence.

OR the actress in question can exercise her autonomy and say, “Fuck you. I’m not sitting in a makeup chair for six hours.” It’s up to the studio to decide if they want that or not. They said yes. If that ruins the movie for you, don’t watch. 

When we eat in we average $7 a meal to feed four. That’s it. And we use a lot less butter and salt.

Flamin Hot Cheetos are fine, but have you tried Flamin Hot Funyuns?

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.