This is just bullshit. He doesn’t make it to third grade. My eight year old child is more eloquent, with a wider vocabulary, than that orange hyena shit.

I don’t think my rep has held an event open to the public since she first took the seat in 2013. Ann Wagner. MO 2nd District. She’s the one who replaced Todd Akin. I’ve got nothing left but to call her a coward on twitter. Daily.

And an ARTIFICIAL WOMB.

Second best. Mask of the Phantasm for life.

Best explanation for what Detroitt style pizza is. Also they do a worst and destroy the trash that is St. Louis pizza so, winning?

Nemesis is terrible. Insurrection is worse. But they both had the Enterprise E flying around and blowing stuff up in space and that ship is sex on a stick.

Neelix is the worst guide ever.

Everyone on the NCC-1701's dodges promotions like they’re casually ducked phaser blasts. What would actually happen when you turn down a command is you never get another offer but TV! Continuity!

Oh come on. I just heard the beat for Nobody Speak in a Bud Light commercial...

Thank you for this paragraph. And the rest. But this one is what I’ve been yelling at die-hard Bernie supporters.

Don’t worry. The right to work and 20 week abortion bans will probably be signed into law by next week.

2nd best.

Spiderman can also throw a bus if he has too.

I think we are dealing with definitions of “whole” family here. Is this quiet time with kids? Is it the aunts, uncles, weird cousins and deranged grandparents? If the latter, pick which ever will drive them up the wall fastest and take back your domicile. 

I didn’t watch the game and I’m only looking at the various videos, well, here, but it looks like he didn’t call that until he saw it on the jumbotron because he would have needed to be able to see through Jefferson’s head to see the wink. So that’s just a little more bullshitty than normal.

Same here. I have no issue with factory refurbished items. They get full inspection instead of the random inspections new products get.

From everything I’ve seen a lot of these fuckwads hide behind god. Confront them on it. Use this. Break tiny minds.

If I pass all the MS tests, and I get the promotions, and the new house goes smoothly, and they bring this across the pond without borking it I will have this.

It’s a Transformers game and that delightful but there is only one robot brawling game to rule them all.

In Elsa’s defense, her parents engaged in fairly horrible psychological abuse for the majority of her childhood, made her absolutely afraid to interact with other humans, then died.