You read Seth’s article? As soon as it extolled John Ellis Bush! Bush’s compassion I gave it the fuck right off.

And quite frankly, it’s fun to masturbate while watching videos of unicorns choking Mecha-Godzilla.

Yes. College football teams, especially teams like LSU, are funded by television deals, merchandising deals, and various other revenue streams. Coaches will get paid. But without active enrollment all the players are inelligble. Unless the NCAA steps in “for the good of the student-athlete” which translates to…

It means she’s wearing glasses and has a ponytail.

You will be a better person on Sundays. In two years you won’t know any of the players outside of the names you can’t escape. I still play fantasy football just to stay in touch with some friends. Last year worked. This year not so much.

That’s why running backs are so much more valuable in fantasy than reality.

I do this now when freezing rain is predicted. I do this now because a few years ago I had to drive home after a storm that started as freezing rain and ended dumping snow froze the windshield wipers solid. My wife was with me and decided to be helpful and turn on the windshield wipers, that were frozen in a quarter…

You can have my Nook Glowlight when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

I love that you think employers would pass those savings to employees.

Meh. I was just trying to complain about Wisconsin. I feel the total of 10 days I spent in the state allow that, right?

So the three hour traffic jam that vanished as soon as I turned towards Madison when I made the mistake of driving through Green Bay on a Sunday night after a game had nothing to do with Milwaukee?

Nuance? Which is really difficult for the Fox News crowd to deal with. My wife will tell someone she’s anti-abortion, then list all the excepts, and then say it’s not her decision, and boil it down to she really wishes no one would need or want an abortion.

Nope. Most of them have not seen one of their coworkers killed in the past two years. There are roughly 765000 sworn full time officers and 44000 part-time sworn officers spread across almost 18000 various federal, state, and local agencies in the United States. There were, depending on which statistics you look at…

Weeping clowns.

There is a god.

Ah, but supernatural symbols are a major component of religion. People are trying to paste their religious symbols all over government entities. If you are trying to counter them you can either go the ACLU route or you can paste you can exercise your own rights and paste your own supernatural symbols all over the same…

Had a guy who used to come into the GW store I worked in. Would chain move units, measure from the front move to the back of the base, not tell you all the upgrades he had in army, general assholeness. Another of the players, a true paragon of dickishness, which he admitted to, watched him wafflestomp some poor sap…

Counterpoint: Jim Harbaugh

I have never defused that bomb. The explosion is so pretty.

The amount of hate for people who don’t go “home” for the holidays in these comments is amazing. My wife and I live 500 and 700 miles from our respective parents. The ones that are further away aren’t serviced by any interstates or decent airports. Northern Michigan is shit to travel through in December. It’s a 10 to…