awww for once gawker got one right. my job IS closed on christmas. that’s because i went to college and got a big boy job!

lolol

“panties in a twist” is really pretty misogynist and or maybe homophobic or something and you still got 200 plus snowflakes to star your post. i salute you ;)

what are you complaining about bro? i’m all for hot lesbians being lesbians together :) especially if i don’t have to go read their tumblrs or whatever later

i celebrate my straightness every damn day ;)

lol #allsnowflakesmatter

mmmm most delicious way to really piss off all the snowflakes and vegans in your life

“hot takes” are so discouraged around here because they melt snowflakes

no one give a flying fuck if the other cashiers at subway see you reading a headline with a dirty word in it, snowflake

These sketches are pretty funny even I have to admit.

ur damn right