I’m not a wizened financial genius, but I do have 6-figures in debt. I also have an idea, NOT IN REPLACEMENT TO THIS, just in general:

This, if he ever wants to be a lawyer again he can’t spill anything good. 

Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias

Frisco is a place in Texas, not Northern California.

the rules often change... and never for the better.

We’ll build medicare for all and Mexico will pay for it

I would just say “Mexico will pay for it”.  That appeared to work for the current president, that conned his cult.

Most pro-choice men would probably secretly agree they’re glad Plan B and abortion exist.’

I, quite frankly, am amazed that this has to be explained or positioned in this day and age, but until a man can have a fetus and embryo implanted into his body and undergo the damage the body takes during pregnancy and childbirth, he has no say over the rights of the female body. I can’t stress this enough but no…

I’m sure there is a representative number of attorneys on Jalopnik, like any profession. It’s just disproportionately represented in the comments to this piece because Aaron’s take is so far off base it’s hard for a lawyer to not say something.

Putting aside the high dudgeon you wrote this article in, you are completely incorrect. Is it unfair in life that bad things happen? Yes, go ask Melville in Moby Dick, but not all unfair things are illegal or have the same culpability.

Found the Plaintiffs attorney. Give me a break bub, this was textbook negligence; this statute requires something beyond that. You want attorneys fees in ALL negligence cases? Get a different law passed.

Yes, and he’s right. The statute is design to punish worse dealers who go “Oh, we changed your oil and replaced your fuel filter,” but didn’t DO that. It is not designed to punish ordinary negligence in “oh, we changed your oil, but did it poorly.” One represents a fraud on the customer, the other is just negligent.

And in this case the court was right. There was nothing unfair or deceptive about forgetting to tighten the lug nuts, what was just negligence. In this case the mechanic *did* actually rotate the tires, he just did a shitty job at it.

Can we math before we panic?

100% this. Checks every box. My vote is for the M3 sedan to make offspring loading/unloading a snap.

I get around $600 cash back from my two no-fee cards each year. Definitely worth it to me.

McConnell WILL refuse to hold a trial.

Trump WILL then continue his tirade of “a bunch of angry Democrats” and will use the refusal of a trial being held as “proof” of his innocence (in the exact same manner he’s used the Mueller report to repeat “NO COLLUSION”).

An impeachment that doesn’t lead to the removal of him in…

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The blown call was by Sean Payton who decided to pass on first down instead of run three times, but I love butthurt fans blaming the officials for blowing a pass interference call when they SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO PASS IN THE FIRST PLACE.