If it's any consolation, reading this immediately made me want to watch Hunt For Red October. Also, Hunt For Red Cocktober would be a great porn parody.

Why does the reviewer think the only time christians hear music is at church?

I feel compelled to point you towards this… My Heart Will Go On https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Jon Snow and Poderick Payne should write a book called "Pleasing dem bitches with my man skillz"