Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

I’m going with no and that’s an Escort.

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

So, no solution to healthcare yet?

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

The whole thing screams dictatorship and secret police—it’s imposing, brutal and utilitarian. If this thing rolled past you on the street, you’d keep your mouth shut about your great leader and what you thought of his last “election.”

I bet it’d make a nice replacement for the current Presidential limousine and would be a little closer to the President’s heart.

My wife’s old car. An ‘03 Honda Accord. The damn trunk liked to just open itself whenever it felt like it. At first I thought it was her fob being accidentally pushed in her purse, so I had her hang the keys up after I verified her trunk was closed. Three hours later I look out the window and there it was, hanging out…

How do you know if a car buyer is lost?

Fuck you.

“Look at him hit the medium again”!!! I had no idea there was a psychic nearby...

You - a human being - were more concerned about a dog’s life than another human being.

Way ahead of you.

I have two of my dream cars (lesson: set you’re goals low!) but out of the two, the Abarth wins for happiness. Not only is it a daily joy to drive, but damn is it fun at autocross. On a good run where human and machine click perfectly, the feeling is just incomparable. I’ve raced a few other things bigger and badder,…

There are so many sedans of this era that look identical, but not the Peugeot 505. You can’t miss it if you see one.

The Most Excellent Motherfuckin’ Maserati Shamal.

Alfa Disco Volante - Not since 10th grade and Natalie Martin have I wanted something so bad it hurts...and like Natalie, it would probably be super high maintenance and really bad for me. But. Just. Damn!

I like Swedish cars. I can’t pick just one either.

BMW 3.0CS. Not the CSL (though that is of course excellent). There are many cars that bring me joy, but this one is special. From an era when BMW knew how to do beauty and brute force design in equal measure.