Is this photoshop? What the hell is going on with those headrests? Is it just to further block your visibility?

Hang out in SF’s SOMA at lunchtime and you will see nerds on unicycles, nerds on razor scooters, nerds on electric razor scooters, nerds on electric unicycles, nerds on electric skateboards. Basically anything that “disrupts” physical exertion or public transportation.

I love to clean. Its my zen. For hardwood floors I pick everything up, quickly sweep the dust bunnies, then go full on Monk style:

My dream car:

Plus you can lock the kids in the trunk, just what every parent traveling with toddlers dreams of:

Space-grade alloys? Maybe the other car makers should start building spaceships too... Just so we get more awesome engineering to trickle down into our SUVs.

Its the Duke Nukem Forever of sports cars.

1 human sized dog or 10 dog sized humans?

different types of laughter

Going for the Poirot, I see... Unfortunately they placed the bowtie a bit too high

Because walking barefoot doesnt result in a human life that will either be aborted, put up for adoption, or grow up in a broken household.

Cuz you’re not jumping out of a plane, you’re jumping into bed with someone you like. Besides, when you’re poor, working 60hrs a week earning minimum wage and cant even afford a 17$ movie ticket, what else will you do for fun? It’s easy to judge when you’re not in that persons shoes, but even the best advice doesn’t…

I remember the floating hercules a little differently

NB Miata with manual transmission. Can’t load up a lot of friends, so they won’t be driving at night. Can’t go too fast because Miata. No distracted driving because Manual. Reliable, cheap, fun. Plus it’s got kawaii factor for girls and track cred for guys.

If you rear end anyone, its automatically your fault unless you can prove otherwise.

Breaking News: “Nardelli announces White House bid, joins crowded GOP field”

This car is so dated. No modern car would have that many physical buttons! Wheres the touchscreen with 20 submenus that are disabled at more than 5mph? The voice control that turns on the AC instead of changing the 4 month free sirius? The one massive knob that can change gears / activate the ebrake and lift gate? The…

Seeing as how Ötzi already had some kickass Birkenstocks, was an avid outdoorsman, and into homeopathy, I postulate: VW Westfalia!

I feel bad for white americans. They have to work so hard to feel disadvantaged. They want to be victims too!

Boom, disruption!