Lol, reminds me of this gem:

Youre both wrong! Its a straightedge! xXx!

+

Giving me a Thanos vibe...

The future is now!

Why not pipe some noise cancelling reverso-sound-waves through the cabin? An enclosed space with a PA system should be able to mask some of the background sounds, right?

Ive lived in Europe for years. I never thought about the tiny streets because I didnt even need a car. Now that im back in the USA I have to deal with miles of potholes, distracted drivers, finding parking, insurance, etc etc.

Theres always plenty of issues to go around. Take it to the fox news comment section, this is a car blog.

No! I love the button. Not only does it give me feed back and a reference point, the divot lets me hold my slippery ass iphone6 without dropping it. I wish my 6 had the same grip level of my 4s. Or a knurled surface. That would be badass.

Safety Third!

Safety Third!

Haha! Awesome!

Remember in the captain america movie, where they put Chris Evan’s head on that tiny little CGI body? This is like the reverse of that.

People like these are why I hate manu-matics and DCTs. All they do is quote specs, talk trash and mash the throttle.

Please be a chav. Please be a chav. Please be a chav. Please be a chav...

Haha, like the coin-slot one? I guess thats better. I dunno. I like the Lelo line of vibrators, style wise. As manly as having a girthy flashlight in the bedside drawer is, I would rather have something a little more futuristic to sheath my sword. Or, you know, my hand.

“Im outraged!” - Every dumbfuck loser with lame ass lives, ever.

Five dolla! You pay now! Five Dolla!

As a guy, I think Fleshlights are really gross and creepy, just like I think realistic rubber dildos are gross and creepy. Vibrators on the other hand are fun!

“Official Sponsor of Obesity Everywhere!”