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Don’t believe it Kristen, it’s a mirage.

Yes but only for a cunning linguist.

They’re not the brightest crayons in the knife drawer.

Ausfahrt is actually a Germanic abbreviated concatenation of alteraustralischerfahrt from the words Alter (Old) Australischer (Australian) Fahrt (Fart) but can be most directly translated to mean “Rupert Murdoch”

My neighbors, and they ARE shitty but mostly for other reasons, often park thier cars on my side of the street, even though there’s nothing in their garage, driveway, or own side of the street preventing them from doing so. Not a BIG deal, but when I want to park MY vehicles on the road for any reason, I cannot…

Correction: the second time a “guest” who you conveniently don’t remember the name of accidentally tears their front bumper off.

Just two?

How much of that $17,140 (!) in options would you really keep if you were ordering the car yourself?

This should be the Jeopardy answer/question:

What they don’t want heavy slow underpowered overpriced status symbols for old people?

This death spiral is a long time coming though. HD has focused on its core brand and image to the detriment of future survival. I ride a Buell, so I have to venture into HD dealers for parts. I also grew up with a father who had a Fat Boy as well as his S2 Thunderbolt and spent many weekends at HOG meetings.

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Its the speakers that make the signature “bubbitah, bubbitah” noise at 94.8 decibels that will really add the heft.

Probably use lead acid battery’s for that high mass feel!

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

I love my beater Montero Sport. The new models are just sad.

Not defending this pitful ad, because it is pitful, but the PHEV does get up to 74mpg and around here Sports to CRV are a 1:1 ratio so i’m 90% sure the soccer moms don’t care. If anything they’re probably excited that the ad shows it can clear the curb they’ll definitely run over every single time.

they sell pajero sport in mexico. https://www.mitsubishimotors.com.mx/modelos/montero-sport-2018