Jason cements his status as Jalopnik's wild card.
Lots of us probably only dimly remember Saturn as those sorta boring cars with dent-resistant doors that GM was…
I thought an empty subway car meant something bad, like a particularly smelly passenger or Anthony Weiner exposing himself.
He would have made it, if it wasn't for Bob.
The windshield was already damaged and a rear view mirror was missing. I don't think this is the first accident this douche bag has been in.
Like a guy who has a bout of diarrhea during a Monopoly game, he just keeps missing turns.
Sorry. All of us at Jalopnik wear skinny jeans and we have to get that snug fit just right.
"and member of the Abu Dhabi royal family"
I still have a difficult time to fathom how someone can have the amount of money this lifestyle requires. From the BIG bills (boat, crew, etc.) to the minutiae of it (fine crystals, rare carpets, etc.), I'm overwhelmed with how fortunate and unbelievably lucky some very FEW human beings have been versus nearly…
...how often are you plunging? You might want to consider seeing a doctor.
So then I said - "No, I'm just a bad conductor!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's the dick-sucking queen. She can't be bothered by semicolons.
As a slope, and an American, i am not offended by the initial joke nor the apology. People need to get over themselves.
Merits of the case aside, I'm now resenting this accusation leveled at America, Land of the Brave and Home of the Free (™), that we were the source of the original complaint. Take some personal responsibility, United Kingdom, like American Hero and World Savior Ronald Reagan (™) would've done.
I'll post back at the top.
