This comment captures just about every single misconception, confusion, and half-truth about class actions. I'm going to break it down one at a time:

It depends on what he means by pretty. The jiggly windows and slick alt-tabbing in Ubuntu is fun, but what I really want is a consistent interface. Menus and keyboard shortcuts are still way too different from distro-to-distro and, worse still, from app-to-app. I enjoy using Linux, but every second I have to spend…

iPhone or no, you can bet that your cell provider knows where you are if you're phone is on. Even if you don't have a GPS unit, cell tower triangulation gives a pretty good estimate of where you are at any given time, especially in urban areas.