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No worries. Like Rand Paul recently going to ‘socialistic’ Canada for medical treatment, the white, old men (and their families and mistresses) can afford to go to countries that don’t have their heads up their asses for cutting edge medical care. That’s all that matters, tight?

Take a look at this dumb, butt ugly, diabetic piece of shot. Why is it, without exception, that those who think they are superior to another segment of the human race, always so obviously not. 

I’m supposed to attend a family reunion this weekend. Unfortunately, most of my family are hardcore ‘christians’. I’m certain there will be a lot of discussion about fetus heartbeats, fake news, and the evils of socialism. Just for fun I plan to ask if brown kids have heart beats. I’ll likely do this soon after

Starring your own comment is pathetic.

You’ve restored a small amount of my faith in humanity by admitting you were wrong in regards to pay day loans. I tip my hat (but not a dumb one like tRump was recently wearing) to you. I should probably stop reading anything on the internet now lest I descend back into the inky black abyss that makes up a too large

$20 says you’re a 50-something year old virgin.

How generous of the Bishop to take time away from raping children to tell us what is, and is not, a sin.
If heaven has people like this asshole, I will gladly spend eternity in Hell. 

But at least you’re a twat and know what being a twat means. 

Starring your own comment is pathetic.

I occasionally see MAGAt stickers on cars at my gym. Inside the gym, the drivers are easy to spot. They are always new faces, slam to weights loudly (to get attention like a teenager I guess?), and generally look grumpy and annoyed. Not once have I seen any one particular MAGAt chud at the gym a second time.

Mrs. Pence: I wish he looked at me like that when he holds my hand.

Don’t worry decent Americans. I’m sure this will be countered by a somewhat terse condemnation, but still ass kissing reply by a R senator or congressman. Sleep well tonight (I suggest heavy drinking or a good indica).

It’s a shame so many siblings in Mississippi can’t get along well. 

Assholes with tempers such as his don’t merely hit just inanimate objects. But I’m sure his wife’s black eye is because she ran into a door. 

I’ve got a Benjamin that says Bone Spurs will order his own orange, old, evil face on a bill before he is dragged from office.

Because living in the boonies, where the most exciting thing to happen is your sister reaching puberty, isn’t for everyone.

Just a reminder that you can order Plan B from Amazon (and other online retailers). It has a shelf life of at least four years. I seriously think it’s a good idea to stock up while one still can.

over $39,000 for purchases at a Beverly Hills clothing store” To look good I presume? When I look at Wayne all I see is a vile, disgusting, profoundly ugly “man”.

Or you could try to having a coherent and intelligent thought concerning sensible gun laws...or just fuck off.

Friedman reminds me of my racist uncle 20 years ago before alcohol (and a variety of other chemicals) killed half his brain cells. When you first listened to him, he sounded intelligent. It didn’t take long, however, to see through the veneer and realize he was just a babbling idiot.