Can you imagine the average MAGAt in a spin class? I wouldn’t envy the poor bastard with a view from the back of the class.

I’m confused. The MAGAts are mad that a movie portraying them as being down trodden by the “elites” but heroically fighting back is offensive? I can understand, on some level, economic frustration, tribalism, and/or pure stupidity, but this is pure 1984 brain washing.

Ummm....try harder to be clever.

As a former NYer (born there and lived there until 2001), I can verify he’s always been an embarrassment. We have always thought of him (at best) as a poor drawn and plotted cartoon character.

Take a look at this freaky looking ass-wipe. Why is it that every white supremacist I encounter is so obviously not superior to anyone?

You say the word “fuck” a lot. How edgy. You’re so cool. Can I be your friend, pretty please?

I was wondering what the dumbest thing I’d read today would be. You win.

Oh no. Another internet tough guy. 
Your “black friend” thinks you’re a tool as well. 

Your simply envious of anyone who has had actual sex (with a person).

“It’s not that the census question is designed for racism,”
I’ll bet you also “have a black friend”. 

Replying to your own comment is rather pathetic.

Forgive Max Contrarian. He was bullied* in high school.

With those poor refugees dead, and Bone Spurs still alive, this at least confirms my long held belief that God doesn’t exist, or is a real asshole.

This is the e-mail I just sent to Wayfair:

Your post NEEDS MORE CAPS. That’s how we know it’s bigly stable genius.

Thanks for weighing in with the homophobic asshole point of view. Now go back to 8chan and complain about Brads, or whatever the fuck you filth do all day. 

I have a large family full of “good” Xtians. Thus far only one person (my brother) has said they wouldn’t again vote for Bone Spurs (and the best my brother says he’ll do is vote libertarian). I fear my family is very typical of average Xtians

You can’t figure out what’s wrong with this? I’m guessing you have trouble tying your shoes as well.

I’m still confused as to which thing in the photo is a fat bag of putrid spit, cheeto crumbs and nauseous air, and which is the bagpipe?

I’ll translate this post: Wah! Wah! Wah! Libtards! Butter emails! Give me my allowance Mommy. I took out the garbage like a good boy and promised to stop masturbating into your undy drawer, ok?