I’m going to take a wild guess that this “peace” plan is basically arming the shit out of everyone but the Palestinians. Then taking more land from the Palestinians. Then Kushner making a load of money. And just for kicks, giving the Saudis nukes, because “we don’t want them buying their weapons of mass destruction…

I’d like to see fewer Millers and Kushners living (in the USA).

Yep...hoards of men are lining up to change their sex in order to bring in those huge female sports salaries. /s

Mom says “Take out the garbage within the next 10 minutes or you’re not getting a cupcake after your mac and cheese lunch.”

You really seem anxious to go kill people. Have you considered talking to a therapist?

Preach it! We need those zygotes to develop into impoverished children so we can blame them for our own failures (and to execute them for crimes when they are older...because jesus or some shit).

Note to self: Do not eat your lunch and read Splinter comments at the same time.

I worked at a funeral home when I was in high school. I mainly kept the place clean and greeted people attending funerals. I would have been deservedly fired if I had said something so dumb. 

And I’m an underwear model/billionaire/Nobel Prize recipient who reads stories to blind war orphans when I’m not curing cancer and rescuing puppies and kittens from evil war lords around the world. (My wife read this as I was typing and walked away shaking her head.)

Or friends.

I’ll translate Gerard’s comment into truthful English: I have a female friend, so I’m obviously not a piece of shit incel sexist.

Her quote wasn’t about that movie shit for brains. As an ACTUAL 50 year old man I say to you, fuck off.

What ever they are paying you to troll, it’s too much. And if you’re doing this for free....wow.

Now you’re supporting Paul Ryan?
Pelosi knows what she’s doing, even if it’s awkward. That’s how she’s always been. She didn’t just fall off your tomato truck, after all.

Troll score: 2/10
Try another hobby perhaps. I hear bridge is a popular. You even get to yell your god’s name during the course of regular play.

It’s not been well reported, but the flag burned itself in protest later that day.