Between 10:55 and 11:01 am I refreshed my Kitchenette page about 90 times as if that would make it pop up more quickly.

refresh.... refresh..... ...... refresh .... refr-yessssssssssssss

Ketchup is weird and sweet and gross and I don't understand the appeal.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

"I get it, the NCAA is awful, but I just want to fill out my bracket."

On the sixth day, Dog created SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

BONUS LIST

I'm assuming you know she was kind of stoned because Cosby drugged her in order to rape her, but you're simply a massive shitheel and needed to let us know whether you, yourself, wanted to rape the rape victim. Bravo.

A year, two at the most. His agent is right now telling him to lay low for a month or two, then appear in public (with his wife at his side) acting contrite and saying the right things. Then gradually get involved in some outreach efforts, go to counseling, and donate to assorted organizations. And then SHUT UP and…

Oh, these are all very straightforward: