Saved y’all an hour and a half.

Agree, and the cookies are... snappier? Crispier? I don’t know but they taste different and delicious.

This may sound sacreligious, but the Oreo Thins are actually perfect. Something about the crispier cookie and the small bite of sweet “stuf” in the middle is wonderful.

Sorry - meant that as a reply to Nick and clicked the wrong reply link.

So’s tailgating. Passing on the right is less dangerous than tailgating.

Yea. Giant flag off 95. It’s a dick-length-worrier’s size.

Don’t tailgate. Wait for a break in traffic and pass on the right. Sneer at the dumbass in the passing lane and go on with your day. Like seriously nothing is that important you can’t wait a minute longer to get around someone.

This asshole deserves everything he’s got for the fucking GALL of eating at a Cuban restaurant. I hope they pissed in his food.

A lot of powerful people have never heard of a tailor, it would seem. Just... five minutes in a tailor shop will fix everything.

Those food-sniffing dogs are remarkable. I came back from the UK and there was one of those dogs at the luggage carousel. He shot straight towards the bag in which I had some chocolates and crisps.

Possums are so friggin’ cute I love them so much!

I have Native American (specifically Pamunkey) ancestry. My great-grandmother lived on the reservation, was (probably*) full-blooded Pamunkey. In my less noble youth, I used that knowledge for my own good and got a scholarship to a state school.

I believe those are fat-bottomed girls.

Let it all hang out?

Prison labor. Immigrant labor. Underpaid workers.
Slavery exists in all but name. Why do you think they’re killing unions?

Wow dude... zero-to-sixty.

- Knocks over trash bin.

My wife has been suffering the better part of a year cause some woman reversed into us at full speed while we were sitting in our car waiting for a woman and her daughter to cross the parking lot in front of us. The woman had a backup camera, I was honking my horn and trying to slam my car into reverse but still she…

Heck, I’m not a white guy really* but I don’t get up in arms for being called white because heck if I haven’t absolutely enjoyed white male privilege my entire goddamned life.

*My great-grandmother was a Native American who may have had an African ancestor. I am also non-binary, but that isn’t so much a big deal.

Not cool.