Alternative use of the discarded parts of the fish: Fish stock.

Agreed. Pizza dude, my hero.

Why isn’t she wearing pants?!!

No. I was interviewing for a program manager job.

One of my first interviews out of college: Instead of asking important questions regarding my work background, dude decides to give me logic puzzles.

Ugh. Sales jobs suck because you go in expecting a decent job and come out of it depressed. I got roped into one of those.

Rear windows you cannot see out of. The Charger my wife and I rented was a beautiful car, but that rear window was a pain to see but seriously, no. I can’t see out of you.

This isn’t referring to the extra engine noises they add to electric vehicles so blind people can hear them, right?

Arg, your friend is making a huge mistake. It’s like a person traveling to Italy only eating pasta!! Nooo, tell her to branch out and try the local fare. If she doesn’t speak Chinese, tell her to at least learn “what is your specialty?”

I prefer Korean to Chinese any day (helps that my wife is half-Korean.) Now I can’t pronounce anything I like to eat, but it’s all good.

Chinese food isn’t even really Chinese food.

To not tarnish the reputation of the brand?

EEE! I love that picture!

Was totally about to say this same exact thing.

I met my wife because my job screwed up my shoulder so much I needed to go to physical therapy. She was the intake coordinator, thought I was beautiful, and wanted to ask me out, but it would have be improper.

Yea, ouch

Almost. There’s a bit of distortion in the top left corner.

When the fuck did "running from a cop" become a death penalty offense?

It’s true