I like cricket. BYOP. We have 4 iphones and pay 100.00 total a month. Each line gets 3gb high speed then throttled. It is on autopay. I never think about it.

You sir are a good man. How awesome are mid-west wives!

Lack of moral character. There are good people and there are bad people. Good people do the right thing when no one is around. People from NJ do not...

I think we can all agree, Hip Hop is the “best” thing that has ever happened for women.

Don’t worry, he will get his revenge in 10 years...

Hey Preston, why are there so many missing kids in DC...

Drugs suck.

If they are so fearful of being deported. Why don’t they just leave? I hear Canada has some sweet socialized medicine and no wall. Or why not go to Haiti, tropical breezes and $100's of millions in NGO hand outs.

I pay $1500/ month premium and my deductible is $6800/ per family member for my obamacare?

I love all of these. NFP rocks!

I think she has cute hair and looks good in those tights.

I choose not to celebrate this “holiday.”

$400 K for a Wall Street speech.

This is kinda like getting your meal at the Michelin star restaurant, and then taking it to the women’s room to sit on the floor and eating it off of one of the public toilets.

Ew. This is groaty broaty.

Ya, ya, no. Don’t buy the social norms baloney. Social norms are normal for a reason. Humans were built to make babies.

See that’s why you are childless. You are not supposed to eat it.

How ironic. In Arkansas you can kill a“fetus.” But don’t you dare try to kill an actual murder.

The whole child free thing sure is working for Japan. You know where they sell more adult diapers than baby diapers, because they are running out of humans...

This great and all, but do you know who is “not” not having babies. The Muslims.