I’m gonna “well actually” you, and point out he’s been working with Bob Tewksbury and that’s the swing plane he wants.

They can use the True Detective anthology season model and maybe even combine the two series into True Big Little Detective Lies

party baby. don’t listen to the haters and the cowards. ignore the dorks. let loose, get a twelver in you by 2. fall down some stairs, hell fall up some stairs. do a shot followed immediately by a somersault. hit the beer bong and then see how long you can hold your breath in the deep end. if it feels good, do it.

BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, and Wayfair followed suit.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

“You’re going Da’Ron way!!! Hahahaahhha....you fucking worthless piece of shit.” (Drinks mai-tai. Wolf whistles at 14 year-old.) - Lane Kiffin

“Tide goes in, Tide goes out...You can’t explain that.”

You’re not wrong. Al will be furious if he tries to remove that.

Al Davis in hell right now

#BlameJameis. He scrong

Read the comments section from the Collegian on any article about Penn State and tell me with a straight face that the average Penn State fan deserves a decent team.

Haha! Completely missing the joke and then commenting to let everyone know! Haha!

lol dude

With your buddy on the case we’ll crack this in no time.

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

I forgot about this masterpiece. In light of current events, I suggest a game between the Cleveland Browns and a team put together by “the troops.” If the Browns win, we all get to do whatever we want when the Anthem plays without comment. If “the troops” win, then... whatever. You beat the Browns. Congrats.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.