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I like to think that one of the cool things about Kotaku is that you can come here for more information than you’ll get from a publisher’s press release. This is a good example of that. It’s not necessarily controversial or explosive info — it’s just context that you won’t find anywhere else.

There are two problems with Stadia.

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and

[W]e are aware that Discord is another launcher but we truly want to fix this problem for players and avoid this. We want less launchers and more cooperation and I believe Discord can create this environment

Witcher 3 does take like a solid 10 hours to really get how everything works, and that can be a LONG 10 hours. I think it took me 3-4 months to get through that, and then a year and a half later, I just finished the final DLC quest line with a total playtime of 163 hours. It just GETS you after Velen opens up.

Dark Souls. I quit about 2o minutes into the game because the combat was just so slow and ponderous. 

Skyward Sword. I bailed after dying to a fucking deku shrub because my right hand is too jacked to articulate the Wii-mote correctly for those precise slashes. I actually tweaked it pretty bad (which hurt like hell) and just gave up out of frustration.

I’ve been using the same four rechargeable AA batteries since the Xbox 360 era. Spent maybe $18 for the kit, it’s all lasted me more than ten years, and I don’t have to worry about battery disposal. When the two in my controller die, I just swap them with the two full ones waiting in the charger. You, too, can be

My switch has been gathering dust for almost two months now. I pack it up when I go on vacation but right now the only games I have are Zelda (played on Wii U), Mario kart (for friends only) and Xenoblade (passable and now beaten).

I genuinely want to know which side they consider the well thought out option for the port here.

What is this insanity? What is wrong with you people?

Any open world game that hides tangible in game rewards behind game bloating tedious “collect X amount of this item annoyingly scattered across the entire map” quests.

Arkham Knight is one of the WORST offenders of this. I never got to beat Riddler or see the true ending to the game because FUCK riddler trophiees and