“last season was proof that the Sixers are ready to compete for a[n eastern conference] title right now.”

I will NOT give you flak for that take. I honestly think many will say slow-car fast is a great way to go.

Fun Fact: SL stands for SmalL

Beautiful shots!! Why does it say “Coupe” on the side? Clearly, it has two doors so it’s a coupe. Might as well have a sticker that says “car”.

I thought one became a man at 40?

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Needless sensationalism. Zane Gonzalez also walked away from his NFL career at halftime today, but you don’t see anybody making a big deal out of it.

• Lamborghini is stupid and fun.
  

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

What Do You Want to Know About the 2019 BMW i8?

Let me save this guy a couple of bucks ..You’re welcome. https://tires.tirerack.com/tires/Bmw%20Winter%20Tire%20Packages

You know what? Me too. It’s goofy as fuck, and I wouldn’t do it myself, but if I saw one it would make my day. Still way more interesting than some crossover or brodozer.

I don’t really think Spirit is as bad as everyone makes it out to be. You just have to be aware of what you are getting yourself into. I paid extra for “the big front” seat on my last trip with Spirit and it was worth every penny of the $3o surcharge. It’s basically a domestic first class seat without first class…

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

Cilantro tasting like soap is the shittiest X-Men mutant power out there.

I wish more companies would make cars like this.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

Yep. The fuel evaporated and Bob’s your auntie.

I can’t wait to try to find one in 5 years and be disappointed it’s still out of my price range.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”