Wings from pizza places are always a soggy mess.

“Prominently featured on the dash were a row of hand buttons for locking the front or rear differentials, or engage Trail Turn Assist”

2016 Cadillac ELR. They already look like a spaceship on the inside and out. Plus they’re so rare, you’ll rarely see another. They are also a plug-in hybrid that gets great gas mileage and uses commonplace Chevy Volt parts, if it needs repaired. While it looks futuristic, the running gear is pretty common and well…

This is actually a very fitting tribute to Enzo, a man who gave no fucks about phoning it in outside racing.

They said they’d fix the road when pigs fly.

...“Leftover” wine?!

Unless it is one of those heavy duty masks, they do practically nothing.

...joggers who have the mask on their chin until they see you and then pull it up...

Namaste is way, way better. That way you are not exposing your neck, and you have your hands up already if there’s going to be a throwdown.

A manual seems very fitting in an interior that looks like it’s from 2008.

I read it perfectly fine. The only paragraph in which you provide anything resembling numbers gets caught, as I said, in the “correlation does not equal causation” trap.

“For one, they’re aerodynamically inefficient. If you opt for the largest wheel on a Tesla Model X, your range is reduced by about 10%. This is true…

“Production cars often imitate design elements of race cars to make them look sportier, but fat sidewalls have ruled in the top levels of stock car and open-wheel racing for decades.“

Yes, because the rules limited those particular classes to a small diameter wheel. Large diameter wheels have been used in every other…

Geezers need excitement. If their lives don’t provide it, they’ll incite violence. Common sense, simple common sense.

did a sneaker write this

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

Volkswagen and going around the EPA. Name a more iconic duo.

Aw, look everyone the old racist fart “doesn’ wike dis new Boomers thing...” Yeah neither does a defenseless child like being picked on ya bag of rancid vanilla pudding. You may proceed to suck a dirty dog’s dick. The dirtiest, mangiest of dogs. In your mouth. Suck it.

How many miles per gallon does it get per ton of krill it filters down it’s gullet?  Will Japanese and Faroe Islanders try to harpoon it?  Does it have a cigarette lighter?  

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!