I don’t know why you left this part out:

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When you’re out on that 8-hour hike or trail run, now you can drain your phone’s battery along with your headlamp battery.

I am absolutely devastated by this news. Alan Rickman was one of my absolute favourites. Ever since first seeing him as the excellent Hans Gruber in Die Hard, I just could not get enough of him.

Tenure. Alternate question: How did he get tenure with an 18% student graduation rate?!

Step 1: Don’t be a dick to your students.

It seems like there’s an orchestrated attack taking place on Chipotle and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to learn that there’s a hedge fund behind the whole thing. Look how much market value has been lost by this company since October and then ask yourself who’s cleaning up on the put options and other short…

disgusting opportunistic business praying on people’s insecurity

I say we ask every Senator or Congressmen who speaks out against encryption to pledge to keep all their communications in the clear; see how long that lasts.

Well... This news... It's just... Shocking.

For a $5 donation, kickstarter will let you know when they solve the case.

Oh I don’t know “what the hell I’m talking about”?

Fire good, Cooking with an aquarium heater bad.