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Wow, I'm really glad we can post images! Naw, we can't, this is a horrible QOTD for the current comment formula.

And as a result, you've just created every car enthusiast's bucket list.

Youabian Puma. Iabian sick.

You never know what you'll find in the parking lot at Pebble Beach. Holy shit Youabian Puma!

He almost daily drives that thing.

I'm going to do something scary, and guess in a fair, unbiased way which one might be apprehensive.

Yeah, it does seem like the can opener grill is there, but I think it is in the Honda family - I think it's the CR-V.

Modern american cars carry the unfortunate stigma of American cars of the '70s and '80s, and even most of the '90s and 2000s, to be honest. Today's reality is that they're typically as good as anything else on the market. The days of the K-Car are well behind us.

In short, this silly tool allows someone like me, with very limited space, tools, and interest to make simple, sturdy furniture quickly, easily, and safely.

That's like saying, "why buy a Zamboni when I can but a Cessna?"

we must redistribute this speed to less fortunate cars!

I was going to write a long diatribe about how right VWVortex is, and how wrong Jalopnik was, but then I remembered I have to go fix my Mk4...