Can I be the new Jalopnik Hockey reporter?

Also, give boneless-skinless chicken breasts a few good whacks under a flat face meat tenderizer. Not to complete cutlet territory but just to a consistent thickness to avoid those shitty dried-out ends.

Whatever you say Martin....or is is Simon? :)

There ain’t no party like a lemon pig party.

Even funnier to me because I’m wearing my Black Death Malt Liquor T-shirt.

Sooo many endorphins.

Thanks for that!

Making some crab cakes to go with a plethora of crustaceans.

You used a Sunbird to argue your point: your point is ‘automatically’ invalid, sorry.

Very interesting!  Thanks for a great article, Orlove.

and of course the editor was kinja’d....sorry for the double rr and misspellings.

I made the mistake of getting my daughter an MY01 Forrester as her first car. I thought it would be an antecedent to her inheritance of her fathers love for all things mechanical. In reality it turned into another hobby car for me and it’s eventual demise came at the hands of her disinterest of all things mechanical.

That reminds me of when I had a brand new Tundra in 2007. Took it to the dealer for an oil change. After driving it home, it pissed all 5 liters onto my driveway.  O-rings are important kids....ask NASA. 

The only place I wanna see Katamari rolling is into the PS4 Store.

I have no opinion on Felton but I just wanted to mention to Alanis that LOTS of people like pineapple on their pizza.

When I was a kid in the 80's, my dad’s favorite desert was plain old store brand vanilla ice cream sprinkled with those neon orange BBQ flavored peanuts you get in the bulk-foods section. Sometimes, if he was feeling really indulgent, he would add a drizzle of Beehive brand corn syrup.

That dash brings back many memories

Anything that takes its inspiration from WWII era aircraft is pretty sweet.

Too bad that Alvin wasn’t there with his black SR20 Roadster.  Would have been a nice addition to the rest of those great cars.

The Avista went into production as the Q60 Coupe.