Oh, I could give a fuck about the flag on the back of a truck.

This shirt looks pretty brown to me.

No, it really couldn’t. Alt History™ isn’t any more true than Alt Facts™

Maybe I’m wrong in this, but when people are comparing the current US situation to Nazi Germany, they aren’t meaning Nazi Germany at it’s height of power, but when the Nazi party was just coming into power.

Yeah, I was clearly thinking about the wrong person. It looks like she could have gone the other way out, but may it was blocked in a way not obvious. But most likely it was just adrenaline and panic.

EXTERMINATE

Looks like open air cars had side panels added.

Pretty sure there was a truck blocking the path to the other door.

Wait, Kotaku is covering politics now?

If you do decide to go this route, make sure you go with one of the 12A powered ones, not the 13B models. The 13B powered ones do make more power, but they were less common, which makes finding parts for them now much harder and more expensive.

you forgot to lock the door, didn’t you?

QA Checklist:

Clearly you haven’t played the new Resident Evil game...momma

Bah. What a bunch of ass clowns. I DON’T WANT YOUR MESSENGER APP!

OK, I’m jealous AF. I really want a lift.

This may sound like a flippant or joking answer, but I’m kind of serious...I’d have to be paid to drive it. Not because I think it’s a bad car. It’s probably a perfectly fine appliance. The problem is for appliance cars, there are just so many other better options out there.

you can still use Facebook without the app...just go to facebook website. Still get to interact with friends/family, but you don’t have the battery drain on your device.

Those aren’t real words. So biased. Sad.

Because of the crazy amount of power, and inability to get traction, it completes the 1/4 mile in 257.6s @ 35mph

I’d like to suggest the Jaguar F-Pace. Starts at $42k, plenty of room to option it up to your liking.