Oh hi there, sad internet denizen whose entire identity is “I dislike popular thing, please notice me”. I just wanted to say that I see you. I hear you. I pity you, but I notice and acknowledge you. I hope this has helped to make your day better in some small way.

Okay but how do you not mention Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, which had a dedicated kick button and was developed by Arkane themselves!!!

... What an awful solution. The feature is great for helping bring smaller streamers a larger audience, giving them an opportunity to shine. If say someone with a 5k audience raids someone with a 500 person audience that’s views, ad revenue, potential subs. Why take that away because some asshole is being an asshole?…

Remember always what our Lord told his flock: “Follow me.” And he went on to say, “Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the city.”

To the tune of the SEGA chant: “GET FUUUUCKED”

I know, right? What are they thinking? Like, learn how to use commas and stuff!

Since the article didn’t mention it, the whole joke is (likely) a reference to a comment Bezos made to Woot founder Matt Rutledge over breakfast, by way of explaining why he wanted to buy Woot

‘Val Kilmer To Be Liquidated In Amazon Restructure’

That last letter should be required reading for any hetero guy.

I agree with you 100%. This isn’t an issue of ‘we slept together once’ and they were trying to cover it up. This is long-term lying and (probable) gaslighting. For EIGHTEEN months. So the husband can’t be trusted after this either. This isn’t behavior that could or *should* be forgiven.

Literally anyone who looks at human history.

Tried the Round Egg on a Sausage McGriddle this morning. I used to toss the folded egg into the trash (or ask for it without egg, if I was awake enough). Round Egg improved the McGriddle 100% in flavor and texture.

I don’t eat meat, but I wouldn’t go on a second date with someone who orders steak well done. If you’re going to eat meat, you gotta respect it and cook it properly, not murder it again, lol.

I’d be willing to bet none of them were buying cards for themselves, or for children they knew. Just another hobby ruined by scalpers in the great 2020/21 scalping depression.

Ebay, resale, flipper, dick nose, assholes.

“I’m gonna beat it till the white meat shows”

“In some cases, users would seek to disguise their blatant threats by censoring certain words using the term “REDACTED.””

Amidst all the horror, this is a hilarious note, because they genuinely think they’re being clever by doing this.  A good reminder that the vast bulk of these guys are, simply put, extremely stupid.

That’s a pity for you, though.

even laying on the couch! although, in that (wounded) instance it seems especially necessary to have a drink. even with Zemo’s villain status, enjoying the fun that this series is having with him.