Been following Alex for a bit now. I love love love his breakdowns of songs. Check out the one for Gangplank Galleon in Smash.

MOVE THE SYMBOLS.

DO NOT JORT BEFORE IT IS TIME.

BREAKING NEWS: Dumbass uses “cringey” as an insult in 2020

I’d rather have a politician who plays video games than one who sundowns on live TV.

Kraft Dinner, cut up hot dogs, and a ketchup smiley face. While watching the Lion King.

Ugh. The old yellow motif of Tims in the 90s, when you could smell the donuts being made. And they still served long johns.

We are lucky enough to have a Ukranian lady who makes cabbage rolls and perogies in our medium Ontario city. She’s out there every week during the farmer’s market, cooking up a storm.

I had my first sweet tea in 2014ish, visiting a friend in Texas. McDonalds, if it matters. Absolutely astonishing how much sweeter it is than even nestea or brisk.

My first job was dish pit at a Swiss Chalet. People would completely leave their chalet sauce untouched, and we had a big bin for the rammicans filled with soapy water.

This is gonna be good.

Yep. The combo of rounds and sticks is amazing - it’s almost like having two completely different toppings, but from the same tube of meat!

Would watching it online count? Where would I be able to do that? Cord-cutter and all that

It’s good, but you *cannot* eat a whole one by yourself. One slice per person.

Oh my god. The boomer ellipses tech. Haven’t seen that in a while.

I was not aware it was a Canadian thing! That’s awesome. I just assumed every AYCE sushi place had it.

THIS THIS THIS. It’s an absolute miracle that Dust exists. Play it. Support the creator.

The ending of FFIX will make me cry every. Single. Time.

Day after thanksgiving? Naw man. Stuffing, mashed potatoes and turkey fried up with an egg.

I got banned from Twitter for insulting the president in 2016. Fortunately, aggregate sites like Kotaku bring all those trashy tweets into one neat place. There’s also a website called www.google.com - it might help next time you are lost.