I was introduced to Cinderblock yesterday, and things have been brighter since. Are you workin’ out?

I was going to say something along the lines of “And this is why I stopped upgrading my PC and started buying console games” but

You know how Trump said the Russians were helpful in the raid?

Monetary compensation to people affected by our bullshit ancestors? Yes.

This is the one I’ve heard. If the machine breaks down, you have to wait forever and pay to get it fixed.

You’re Breaking the Law by not including Judas Priest.

The French Breakfast may be black coffee and a cigarette, but the Ontarian Breakfast is a Tim Hortons and bowl.

It might be shorter than it seems to me, but once you gain the ability to go outside of the station to get to shortcuts I got hard flashes to castlevania and had to sit down. For two months, apparently.

Oh, it’s me and Prey. That game is too gosh darn big for me to jump in after a month, so I’ve just stopped trying.

To understand a bunch of easter eggs, probably. To the credit of the cartoons, though, they’re really good and a fan of Star Wars should give them a shot.

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Snap judgements on your PC for replayability is nice. But.

how do people still not know what home row is

2016 was only last year, though. FF15, Doom, bunch of brand new games that totally just came out.

MY HOTEL'S AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN ARSE

I would like to apologize.

Huh? Sorry, I’m busy playing a ton of games that aren’t Blizzard. I never thought it’d be this easy to shrug them off, but I’m having a blast playing other stuff instead.

Know what? We’re all doomed. I’m going to watch this and enjoy it as the rockets fall on my gosh darn head.

Thank you. This genuinely helps. I'm starting to shake the dread, and I'm gonna try to do something productive or educational this week 

As janky as the replay feature ended up being, it’s still really cool. Also, I will never get over how good that little animation is for regaining focus. It’s somehow cute?