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Door To Door Meat Men sounds like a porn series.

Myself, my brother and my Dad have played through all of the series co-op. I refuse to buy this game at launch. There are some people who reliably trade in new games at the second hand store nearby, so I’m just going to support local instead.

The owner sounds awful. Especially for a over-the-counter takeaway place. You don’t think I can spin a pokestop and order at the same time? If the owner doesn’t believe in efficient multitasking, the establishment probably sucks.

Champagne in the plane destroyed me.

It’s about how overpowered some combination of chips can become. If I remember correctly, chips that healed every time you hit something did very well with chips that sent out ranged shockwaves.

Nier: Automata made the mistake of making the combat too easy, even on Hard. There are a few tactics that you have access to early on that it makes switching weapons and seeking out the hidden pods unnecessary. I still adore the game, but I will admit that I had to make my own fun and handicap myself, as well as…

It's because they'd be weird if they were real. I was making a joke, it's obviously fake but the idea with cg teeth in real life is funny. 

Now imagine if it was real. Those are teeth that you would CG out.

Bestowed with the power of Luckey Plunkcy, I have ungrayed you.

I can’t tell if his upper teeth are CG or not. And I think that’s a bad thing.

m o u s t a c h e

If Alfred and the Batcomputer can convince Bruce that him slamming a man headfirst into a steel beam isn’t lethal, I can be convinced of most melee takedowns.

Imagine if it was more than just nintendo doing this. Imagine looking up a song from an obscure game, getting a YouTube video uploaded in 2011, and it was taken down last week because someone copyright claimed it. Lost forever, no way to legally get that song in your possession without finding the game, booting it up,…

It’s one of those games that I keep installed at all times. Sometimes you just want to drive around, then throw someone into a dumpster and close the lid.

I definitely need to check them out, it looks like. Will have to swipe up a console copy of each at some point, mister computer is starting to have bad gas.

This really is one of the reasons I haven’t checked the games out yet. I’ve heard great things about Watch_Dogs 2, but I can’t bring myself to play another open world cover based shooter. Not after Sleeping Dogs (all these dogs) perfected it ages ago.

No Gin and Tonic? Our New Years Eve speciality from 19-24 was a pitcher of Gin and Tonic stuffed with lemons. 

Generally two. Beer and water, or coffee and coke zero (Don’t ask)

If you’re drawing spells from enemies you’re doing it wrong. Why draw 1-6 (10-20 if you junctioned something to your spirit. people forget that stat.) when you can turn one item into 20 spells