This was one of his better ones recently, IMO, but 2009 will always be my favorite:

I love Harriet Tubman’s army of bad bitches!

youre thirty-great.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

Like, do you think they realize the irony of lecturing America about respecting Vice Presidents at a musical about a VP MURDERING SOMEONE?

So you’re saying that Chris Evans appears at some point wearing only strategically placed whipped cream, a banana & two cherries?

Lindsey Graham just called for a Congressional investigation into Russia and our election today.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

He’s a gorram teddy bear lumberjack and I would do him yelling “timber!”

“It’s a big thing that’s present in the white liberal community. That, “I’m talking about it so I’m doing something.” No, you’re just talking about it. And you’re talking about it usually to other white liberals. You’re not really doing anything here. Talking is not action. Don’t just look at what you say. Look at how…

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Let us take a small measure of solace in Christie’s continued public disgrace.

Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

nah

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

Between this and this

Not a woman but let’s celebrate the ouster of Sheriff Joe fucking Arpaio. FINALLY.

I’m a blue dot in Texas. And while my vote might not matter right now, it might very well matter in the future. Voting now can set the tone for what our future can become. This little drop could one day become a small pond, a river, a lake.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,