Cat, are you the Jezebel science writer foretold of in prophecy? The one who actually knows how to write about science? Are we about to be taken up in the feminist Rapture?

Someone should have gotten it for Jan Cooper.

“You have arrived at your destinatiooooon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee”

I don’t have a car, but if Alaska Thunderfuck ever voiced a GPS unit, I would buy one just to hear her drawl directions at me.

Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:

Would you call it a pilot program?

“What are we doing here guys? Guys?”

I think the cat handles it remarkably well. My cat still gets freaked out when I sneeze and we have lived together for 10 years.

because if so, challenge accepted

hold up

Your niece sounds amazing.

FOR ONCE WHITE PEOPLE CAN Y’ALL JUST OWN Y’ALL’S SHIT?

Either Chuck Todd and the others at Meet the Press are overt bigots ( I doubt), or subconsciously bigoted ( oh, absolutely). Days after an avowed white racist bent on a race war shoots and kills nine innocent black americans in a fucking CHURCH, how many layers of writers, producers, etc. did this piece have to go…

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

I’m with you on this!

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.