Isn't the "nausea, vomiting and diarrhea" what makes weight loss coffee so effective????

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Let's forget about capris for both sexes! They are a horrible clothing item that looks good on no one and they have no functional value. There is never a point in life where it's too warm for pants, but too cold for shorts.

It's true. You are covered in original sin the second you pass through woman's sinful, unclean vagina (or her sinful, unclean abdomen).

She's bringing straight up umpire realness.

It is my very dearest wish that this child is gay and fabulous (if he wants to be) because that's the only way I think I can stand the amount of US media coverage he will get.

But what about Kip Hackman???

R.I.P. Baratheon soldiers 43-52! You will truly be missed.

Dear Jesus, my body was not ready for that. It looks gorgeous and sinister, plus the animation in the Wan flashbacks is such a cool little callback to the oroginal series. I'm not sure I can survive my excitement until September.

I'm not sure that font is august enough for this momentous occasion. Might I suggest:

Is it terrible that the one of the left is douchy in all the ways I want a one night stand to be?

Well, luckily, Casey is the case that Roe v. Wade should have been, and is generally the underpinning of most abortion cases nowadays, though it obviously still has issues as well.

One of the IT guys in my office building is dressed exactly like Christian's fedora look today. I wonder if he's celebrating this momentous occasion?

I have no idea what I just watched, but I know I will never be the same again. I hope she used this song to audition for her new role in Annie, though.

And that my friends is the reason I won't fully boycott the movie, but wait until it's in second run in theatres or rentable.

So, I'm sure those always existed on the creepier corners of the internet, but when did they become somewhat mainstream? Emma Watson post PoA? I hate those things so much, even when people do them in "jest."

Damn, this was going to be my Halloween costume this year...

Here's another choice quote of his. I'm not going to say he said he wants to overthrow the government because of gay marriage, but he's certainly thinking it loudly:

That's awesome. Can I ask in what discipline? I'm interested in the angle/methodology you chose to talk about them.

The lack of RuPaul is by far the most damning aspect of these nominations and their attendant snubs.