People never believe me when I tell them that Divine truly is the shit.

Racist!!!!!!!!!

That was me at work this morning when I accidentally hit play and couldn't bring myself to pause it.

I'm so sure that this is the case because I have the overwhelming sense that if I were ever to meet him I would break down and cry about my own inadequacy in the light of so much perfection.

Shut your mouth; I love his ear!

By the time she reaches her first birthday, croissants will be no more. Only Cronuts will be served (or in this case Kronuts).

Kalamity Jane would have been incredible. I would only laud that name.

Yes, I think the reason I like it so much is because Kimya Dawson is so great.

I'm so frustrated that you or anyone would have this type of experience, but I am so happy you got in the best line possible for this situation.

This line killed the Classics major in me when I first heard it. Not just because it's wrong, but because this line would be so good if corrected and "Spartan" has the same number of syllables and end rhyme as Roman. So close, Yeezus!

If children are masturbating this early, it means we need some prenatal sex ed!

Bonus, very few of them look like the cylon models we know about!

The Lord bless you and keep you; The Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; The Lord lift his countenance upon you and bring you peace.

Kate's face on William's head looks like Buster Bluth with makeup.

Yeah, while the scene was so cringeworthy as a one off, I really do think they'll deconstruct the white saviour bit since her storyline demands it considering what happens and what she learns.

FNL is brilliant, so yes. Just a fair warning, you will want Kyle Chandler to be your sex friend, boyfriend, husband and (awkwardly) your father all at once. You will feel exactly the same way about Connie Britton too. It's a strange and wonderful feeling.

Seven hells, that was ridiculously awesome. Dany killed it, but you have to hand it to Robb and his dumb optimism.

This x1000. Buffy has always been my top superhero of all time (besides Superman, who existed earlier and my life and won me over), and Ridley has been my favourite action hero in movie history. It's so gratifying that I got to grow up in a time that as a boy I could have my favourite characters be female and not have…

I love this picture so very much. If I ever found a high resolution version it would be my computer background (or I'd turn it into a poster!).

The whole thing is fantastic, but the end is the real killer.