The asscanoes definitely do have complexes

It's so good. From Tara being a Hufflepuff to Santana being the Slytherin prefect, it is surprisingly well thought out and hilarious. The Death Eater portion takes it to a whole notha level, though.

But the Illuminati are accepting African-Americans now, so that's progress, right?!

To borrow a line from 30 Rock, because the human heart is not properly connected to the human brain, all of my sex dreams star my ex. It's always disconcerting to wake up and wonder why my subconscious did that to me.

That one is my favourite by far.

God I love this episode for everything, but especially for that. Somehow, when I saw her wolf down that sub, I just knew she could really actually have it all.

It's so weird to watch this episode and realize that Mr. Jenna Maroney was there from the very beginning...kind of

No one worth anything would ever tell you to fuck off :-D

Orgasms also help hangovers (at least for males). I always joke that it's like I cum the dehydration/excess alcohol out*

Mine is Lady Monitor.

Who doesn't?!

I definitely would do it. Maybe I can get some people to help me plan one in my city.

I would be thrilled as shit if I got to compete with an Olympian. Could you imagine? I have little to no sympathy for the people who might have been number one if Missy weren't swimming. Beat the best to claim your title; don't rest on your laurels. Missy is your age and not a pro, it is totally acceptable for her to…

You were so brave

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, but I'd get a kick out of this.

I agree as well. Plus, I think Tarantino tried to compensate for Broomhilda's simplified fairytale princess role in the film by introducing us to her in the movie present in the hot box where she tried to escape once again on her own. So it's not like she was waiting for a white (ahem) knight or anything.

That is uncanny

I personally hate audiobooks, though totally understand why some people like them and/or just use them, but comedians who also narrate their own audiobooks are completely separate category. Tina Fey's is awesome. Roseanne's most recent one is batshit and awesome. Mindy Kaling's is good. Several of David Sedaris' are…

That's exactly what I thought too!

It depends on the state and a few other factors. In many places the penetrator is the perpetrator.