Doodling is the only way I got through HS classes. I was able to concentrate better on boring material when I could use some of my excess attention on another task.

But which version of Earth will she jump us to? Are the coordinates still proto-Dylan chords?

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She does indeed snort up all the yay.

I don't understand. Voting with your pageviews doesn't make sense because you have to read the article first to form an opinion. I think the comments section is a perfect place to criticize the writer for being unclear, especially if you generally like the other content.

I wrote that to be comically cynical, but it's been disturbing me too.

As a gay, I must admit that I love balls too. It's always so disappointing to hook up with someone whose balls shrink back up into their body when they get hard.

Also, it seems like it can be done at nighttime as long as they are on the sidewalk and without a megaphone.

That would be incredible (and sad because this shit is ridiculous).

I definitely think more people in Hollywood should be made aware of the fact that they can up their racial diversity and profit more in foreign markets by hiding those actors behind motion capture technology. That's exactly the solution to all social and commercial problems in Hollywood! James Cameron, bless him,…

You're clearly not familiar with the gay world ;-)

Way to plant!

If it wasn't for date rape he'd never get laid

Yes, I'm sure this would replicate exactly the same results in other countries with different drinking cultures to ours, or even different regions of the country than that particular cross section of the south.

I don't think this is quite correct. I'm pretty sure the 47% pay no taxes, but for instance more than half (~54%) of that group is in the bottom quintile of earners make less that $17,000 a year. As you know, that's more than $5,000 under the federal poverty line for a single family household. A little less than a…

Tautological phrase is tautological

The chance to fall onto his penis is the only possible benefit of this job (and that's assuming he doesn't speak for the duration of the falling, climbing back off, falling again, etc).

Crazy article and funny response, but I am going to be that guy and point out that "daily annual quota" does not make a lick of sense.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to the Dune anime series. I have a mighty need!

That picture is fantastic. I may need to steal it.