This is why the wording of survey questions is so important. I imagine a good portion of the guys who answered no probably have issues they know they need to work out before a relationship is possible. Also, some guys think that they want to play around for x time period no matter what comes along so they would…

This is really common. My (just now) exboyfriend and I got each other off perfectly through anal sex, but could only so often get each other completely off from oral and even more rarely could we get each other off from hand jobs. The acts themselves are so enjoyable, but for some reason the way we individually do…

Because academic policies that were not in place when you were a freshman were unable to be accounted for when you spent each year planning how to approach your future. Every college worth its salt only applies academic policy changes to incoming freshmen classes and those that follow them, never current students.

With the costars being Patton Oswalt's everything else!

MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Okay, it's nice to get the context of her quote because every site is simply saying that she said "she didn't have to take her clothes off" which definitely implies that she thinks taking ones clothes off is a shameful, shameful thing and thus people should think less of Sen. Brown.

I agree, "reproductive messages" is not an appropriate euphemism for what they're talking about. If even 10% of the song were about actual reproductive messages, I'd be surprised.

True story: the Thanksgiving after my mother died my Dad had the holiday meal at Hooters. I was 11...

In England Alex can be redeemed. In America we don't even include that chapter...

But!!! she's been going on a year now and ain't had nothing 'twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries

Fire dresses, so hot right now

I see what you did there...and I liked it

MUCH better lyrics, but a few points off for lack of sexy, sexy choreography

Wow, that's incredible.

I wanted to say something intelligent about the subject matter, but all I can think of is how beautiful she is and how fantastic some of these pictures are. AA would do well to actually hire her if they want to get out of the PR mess they've put themselves in.

That stuck out to me as well. You would think that pun would have been good enough for Disney to use in the original song.

The movie definitely left a lot to be desired, but I think you're totally right; it was totally worth it for this sequence.

I can totally see them plotting together. Dolphins are notorious for drawing people out further and further into water until the people can no longer swim. This is explained as them wanting to play with us and they cannot play as well until they are in deeper water, but that seems to discount everything "The Simpsons"…

This is exactly what I (and presumably quite a few other Adams fans) were going to post. Thanks for beating me to the punch :-)

I didn't know these existed. You have measurably changed my life for the better. Thank you!