It's only M-theory that has multiple universes, no? Most string theories only have extra 'dimensions' in the mathematical sense.

Poe's Law strikes again (or rather Poe's Corollary).

Dear God, so that's how all these kids have been finding out that touching their genitals feels good - it was Planned Parenthood all along!

That's kind of a stretch, more likely, some scientists entertain it as a cute philosophical exercise. By and large, scientists (in their professional capacity) don't tend to believe in highly theoretical, entirely unproven propositions.

So, what's wrong with that?

I'd argue that the Persian loss/victory at Marathon wouldn't have had significant repercussions on the long-term drivers of colonial expansion (centuries later, I should add).

I've always wondered, why do parallel universe enthusiasts always link the diverging universes to human actions?

Bullshit.

Why blame the magazine? Blame the people who buy it.

Some things are more than just a stereotype: there is absolutely no non-creepy way of owning a RealDoll.

Well shit, is it the 1950s again all of a sudden, and no one told me?

male masturbation in general, is generally not discussed among straight men

Interesting. I think they actually had the materials in the first millennium BCE to replicate the bitumen on pewter process. Of course they wouldn't be able to go past that, the silver nitrate-based processes would need another couple thousand years worth of developments in chemistry (see #6 above).

Ann Coulter doesn't think any of the shit she says. Ann Coulter's job is to get a rise out of people.

Well, it's ethanol + water, and can be made out of just about anything; I'm assuming it was some kind of publicity stunt. Bad vodka is ethanol + water + some other stuff.

Wow, that was a wordy but fairly candid way of saying "The writing on V was shit".

So, what, about 85% of the awards went to Adel, Bon Iver, Foo Fighters, and Skrillex?

I have no opinion about the results of this poll, or the views of conservatives in general.

I agree, an awful lot of cherry-picking to support a narrative, here.

I don't think you can trademark "vodka" any more than you can trademark "tequila", or "tea". Champagne, on the other hand, comes from Champagne.